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Trump’s Market Mania: A Daily Dose of Dips, Deals, and Dizzying Heights
Stock Market News·2025-10-02 06:00

Ah, the stock market. That bastion of rational expectations, predictable trends, and calm, measured responses to geopolitical shifts. Or, if you’ve been paying attention to the past few years, a wild, unpredictable beast often dancing to the tune of a single, very loud, and frequently contradictory, trumpet. President Donald Trump, a man whose policy announcements often arrive via social media, has once again graced the financial world with a fresh batch of pronouncements, leading to the usual cocktail of r ...