The Art of the Volatility: Trading the Truth Social Apocalypse

It is March 26, 2026, and the global financial markets have officially transitioned from being driven by “fundamentals” to being driven by the erratic thumb-tapping of a man who apparently finds Iranian negotiators “strange.” If you were looking for a calm, predictable week in the equities market, you clearly haven’t been paying attention to the 47th President’s DJT (-4.2%) feed. Between threatening to “unleash hell” on Tehran and promising a “monumental” trip to Beijing, Donald Trump has turned the S&P 500 ...