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Good time to highlight my impeccable flight etiquette:→ I have snacks (protein bars, water, edamame)→ Tech kit for emergency charges, cables, headphones→ I won't have to piss, but I will get up and stretch around hour 5. Just some calf raises and toe touches.→ I will neatly eat and throw away my in-flight meal (I'll also wake you for yours if requested)→ I only take up one seat→ I tip all flight attendants 20% of flight, as is commiserate of a US-based serviceBonus:If you want extra airline snacks I know ho ...