X @Nick Szabo

RT pixel hulk (@PxlHulk)> be Dutch anon> buy 100 shares of a tech company with my life savings> stock goes up because the CEO tweeted a frog meme> haven't sold a single share, still eating mayo on bread for dinner> government appears out of the canals like a swamp monster> "GEKOLONISEERD. THAT'S 36% OF YOUR IMAGINARY PROFIT, MENEER."> explain that I literally don't have the cash because I haven't sold anything> "SELL THE STOCK TO PAY THE TAX ON THE STOCK YOU'RE HOLDING"> forced to sell 40% of my position ju ...