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Solana·2026-03-03 14:09

Just met a cute girl at the wedding i'm at.like actually cute. genuinely attractive human being.we're talking. vibes are good. she's laughing at my jokes.i'm being charming.then crypto gets brought up, she says it"i use solana"my ears PERKED upi played it cool. i said "oh nice, what protocols are you on"she said "i have some SOL on Kraken"and that's where a normal person would have said "wow that's really cool" and gotten her numberbut i am not a normal personmy brain immediately went into autopilot and i s ...