Trump's new calamity: Explosive diarrhea runs amok in America

All right. If you're anything like me and millions and millions of Americans, you have been frantically googling raspberries, lettuce, what the hell can I eat right now because of this psychospora weird diarrhea explosive diarrhea outbreak. Uh, and the thing about it is it's incredibly infuriating that there's no clear information coming out of the federal government. And because we forget what's normal and what's not normal, you should be getting clear information from the federal government about this.And ...