Have I ever told you the story of the magical pistachio. I got lost in the grocery store and couldn't find my way out. But that's when I saw it.A glowing pistachio. It spoke to me and said, "Follow me and I'll lead you to safety." So, this is Joe Biden in the White House telling a story about a magical pistachio. Now, of course, you all know this is fake because why would Biden be talking about magical pistachios in national news.But think again. If he were talking about something else, something less absur ...