Salt. How much do you think you'll need to get through this talk. A spoonful.Table size. Industrial size. Well, according to some of my sources, you'll need about this much.Yeah, because apparently that's the official disclaimer for everything that I say. But see, this talk isn't about salt. It's about these so-called sources, my friends.You see, friends are funny like that. They don't give speeches about you or write biographies about you like they're supposed to. No, instead they make jokes.They crack one ...