[music] [music] [applause] >> I had a terrible dream this morning. I dreamt I gave this talk without pants. Oh, no, Jose. Last time I had this dream, I was 14 the night before my math exam. Clearly, my brain thinks this is as stressful as trigonometry. I called my comedian friend Brian. Brian is a wise person. He has a lot of time to think about stuff because he's also unemployed. Brian told me, "Akash, don't worry. " Brian is Irish. I can't do accents, so imagine it yourself. "Akash, don't worry. Life is l ...

Luck is not real. Let's say that, you know, you, Tom, and I, we walk across the street and we get hit by a bus and we both lose our right leg. And our friends come to visit us in the hospital and they say, "Oh my god, Tom, you lost your leg today. What happened?" He said, "Man, I was so unlucky. I was walking across the street, this bus hit me and now I lost my leg. I'm such an idiot." But then they walk over to my bed and they say, "Hey, what happened today?" I say, "Man, I am so lucky. I was walking acros ...