We were promised that Bitcoin was a digital gold. We were told that it was the ultimate hedge against geopolitical chaos and government money printing. But when the US president announced a massive 15% global tariff, the market didn't behave as the maximalists promised.Gold shot up more than 2.6%. Bitcoin plummeted below $65,000, dragging the entire altcoin market down with it. In a matter of hours, over $500 million in leveraged positions were wiped off the map.The safe haven narrative just failed its bigg ...