GM. https://t.co/htTonG2sH9 ...

if your shitposting pays your bills, you’re already living the dream. never forget that. ...

'@saylor has bought nearly $2b worth of bitcoin in the last two weeks and you guys have just been relentlessly dumping on him 😭 https://t.co/TqQCkcQp9j ...

he's comparing his fishing app to @megaeth 😭😭😭my friends at @gguncharted should launch an L1 for @FishingFrenzyCo and raise at a 1b fdv, because why not? https://t.co/kdg06icpXL ...

dear santa and @coinbase,all i want for christmas is for @TheoriqAI to do a 2x (150m fdv) https://t.co/mH8C3zJtkMwale.moca 🐳 (@waleswoosh):@zhodonx If theoriq does a 2x or more, then I will change my name to wale.xeer ...

kids, if you think 6-7 is funny, wait til you meet 9-5 😭 ...

Life if the 10/10 crypto market crash never happened: https://t.co/Z30Gf316tK ...

ask yourself: can you stomach another 50% drawdown from here? ...

in an alternate universe where people actually care: https://t.co/WysWWJMUEh ...

most days i have completely no idea why i get kaito yaps. wen s2 airdrop?will it be one year from $KAITO TGE (feb 20, 2026)? https://t.co/j7z1G3br4Z ...