"did you use a thesaurus for that word mert?"why would I use a dinosaur to come up with words you moron? ...

One of the fastest ways to dox yourself as a cryptopleb is to ask "what's the reason for the crypto dump today."Its path to ZERO is preordained. On any given day it needs no reasons. ...

RT Helius (@heliuslabs)Pinocchio is a lightweight replacement for the solana-program crate that dramatically reduces CUs for on-chain programs.For example, p-token uses 88-95% less CUs than the SPL Token.Learn how Pinocchio works and ship your first app with @exo_tech_, Solana's premier dev shop 👇 https://t.co/Zc3VMqDAmm ...

guy who does nothing but post snarky cynical takes on the industry he spends 100% of his time in while doing 0 work to fix any of itthe new karen ...

people disillusioned with current crypto use cases are mistakenbitcoin itself has been around for a while, correctbut programmable chains have barely been around for a decadeimportantly, scalable/usable programmable chains have only been around since ~3.5y ago with the introduction of Solana (and it took us 1.5y to fix the big bugs)it is cliche but correct — compared to all other technological lifecycles, this is extremely earlyand given that, there is a tremendous amount of traction ranging from prediction ...

Feels like 130fImagine being a noob and paying for a sauna when you can just live here https://t.co/hHyPbpDb5z ...

the big short v2:> breathe> tokenize it> limit supply by holding your breath, token up> wait for people to mortgage house with breath token> short housing market> hit the gym, breathe heavily — flood market w supply> shorts print> they make movie about youunusual_whales (@unusual_whales):Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are preparing to count crypto as assets for mortgages. ...

RT Radiants ☀️ (@RadiantsDAO)Get in babe, we're hacking the duopoly. https://t.co/bbGwUu4XyS ...

"a balanced portfolio"ah my bad didn't realize I was talking to a little loser ...

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