My wife and I met at a clown convention. Our retirement plan is to be Santa and Mrs. Claus.

This story is based on a conversation with Eric Zander-Hussey, also known as EZ. It has been edited for length and clarity. In 2010, Kolinda and I met at a clown convention, where we were introduced to each other while wearing full clown makeup.I had been a clown since 1988, when I enrolled at clown college. Upon graduation, I was hired to perform with the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus and then went on to perform at Circus Circus in Las Vegas and as the clown for McDonald's corporation in No ...