Optimus Will Make Tesla Great Again

Tesla, Inc. ( TSLA ) is up around 3% in pre-market trading on Thursday after the company reported Q4 '25 results that came in above consensus. The story here wasn’t the numbers, nor was itI’m a retired Wall Street PM specializing in TMT; since kickstarting my career, I’ve spent over two decades in the market navigating the technology landscape, focusing on risk mitigation through the dot com bubble, credit default of ‘08, and, more recently, with the AI boom. In one word, what I’d like my service to revolve ...