Nvidia GTC 2026 Keynote, but it's only Jensen Huang's jokes

I just want to remind you this is a tech conference. [screaming] >> I've shown you guys this before. It's just super heavy. It seems to get heavier every year because I think there's just more cables in there every year. We attract future customers starting long before you could afford to pay for it yourself. Your parents paid. Your parents paid. I I couldn't decide whether to show you more or show you less. And so I I made it so that you couldn't see any. So we're going to go through this schematic for the ...