The Art of the Blanket: Tariffs, Truths, and the 768-Point Dip

Welcome to March 2026, where the “all-time highs” of yesterday have been replaced by the “all-time highs” of presidential blood pressure. In a series of events that can only be described as a masterclass in macroeconomic whiplash, the markets spent the last 24 hours attempting to digest a Supreme Court ruling, a 15% global tariff hike, and a casual threat to the world’s largest gas field. If you were looking for a quiet Wednesday to rebalance your portfolio, you clearly haven’t been paying attention for the ...