🚨JUST IN: OLYMPIC SKI JUMPERS TO BE INVESTIGATED FOR 'INJECTING PENISES WITH ACID'Olympic committee doping chiefs will look into claims that competitors at the Winter Games are trying to gain an advantage by enlarging their genitaliaSki jumpers are subjected to 3D scanners to measure their body suits, because any excess material can create a sail-like effect, in particular in the crotch area, that experts say can lengthen a leap by almost six metres. ...

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