RT VLAD HOSTS THE BEST PODCAST IN BITCOIN (@TheVladCostea)Shitcoins are orders of magnitude more ethical than sucking up to bankers and politicians.Bullish on shitcoins, they preserve the spirit of sticking it to the man that got me into bitcoin in the first place! ...

Investment Strategy - The investor consolidated their portfolio into USELESS, aiming for 100% allocation for the remainder of the cycle [1] - The investor previously employed a similar strategy with $WIF in 2023 and $RUNE in 2020, resulting in significant financial gains [1] - The investor prioritizes quality over quantity in investment decisions [1] Risk Management - The investor sought to avoid the complexities of monitoring low-cap cryptocurrencies, which are prone to potential losses [1]

Market Trend - The S&P 500 closes above 6,200 for the first time in history [1] Blockchain Activity - Degens are swapping shitcoins into SPY on the Solana blockchain [1]

soon, every word will have its own tokenthe hedonically handicapped degens will keep coining every essence of existenceyou will be composing shitcoin symphonies by typing a tweet and watching the charts dance from the consequences ...