even CoinMarketCap is shilling #USELESS coin to their 6.8 million followersCT larps: 'nO oNe Is TaLkInG aBoUt It'CoinMarketCap (@CoinMarketCap):The coin is $USELESS and is currently sitting at just over $230M market cap.CMC Signals called it at $430K when almost nobody was watching.If you’d timed the top at its ATH of $415M, you would've pocketed $48,256.That’s a 1006x move from our first alert 💥2/6 https://t.co/N9Ilp9CKrZ ...

#USELESS coin getting Kraken, Binance US, and Coinbase back to back is exactly what happens when your launchpad WORKS FOR YOU!this is the first time we’ve seen something like this in the trenches in agesBonkFun literally works for their top projects... and it’s not even close!i think the bottom is in for the BonkFun ecoso i’m getting back in the BonkFun trenches and will be bidding new stuffprobably on my public wallet... or i might set up a new wallet specifically for BonkFun degen plays that i’ll run up p ...

Kraken and Binance US listing #USELESS coin within a 24-hour timespan looks like a preview of what is to comeall while $ETH and $SOL are ripping and setting the tone for the mother of all alt seasonsthis will end up being one of those signals not to fade in hindsightBinance.US 🇺🇸 (@BinanceUS):Deposits for $USELESS are now open on https://t.co/AZwoBOh0gq!Trading on the USELESS/USDT pair will begin on Aug 14 at 7 a.m. EDT.@theuselesscoin is Solana’s unapologetically pointless memecoin, a parody of “serious” c ...

why would one of the top CEXs in the US list a #USELESS coin? 🤷‍♂️Kraken (@krakenfx):#USELESS has entered post-only modeLike a waiting room, but more uselessDeposit today ⤵️https://t.co/4amgK6qutW https://t.co/1Qiiaw2MFF ...

RT Chyan | chyan.base.eth (@Chyan)Bonk Guy’s confidence ain’t #USELESS with @nansen_ai 24h signals screaming bullish for the most useless coin onchain 🟣📢🐋 +$1.8M whale adds💰 +$3.7M fresh wallet inflows📤 -$1.2M exchange outflows64 whales circling, 38 top PnL traders in, @theuselesscoin tier-1 listing whispers growing…When futility’s the product, conviction’s never pointless. 📈🧠 ...

RT ayro🖤🛹 (@0xayro)put my money where my mouth isuseless has the best community in ctnot toxic to other coins cus we know at the end of the day they’re all useless🖤great dca day for #USELESS coinBonk Guy will be right again@theuselesscoin https://t.co/Elmpmm3mi8 ...

ChatGPT has some thoughts on #USELESS coin 👀 https://t.co/XTMVLesEeQ ...

RT Degen Dijk (Bait-Arc)🪿 (@DegenDijk)I`ll meme #USELESS coin to billions with the help of @theunipcsGod willing💯Let me know if you want to see more memes haha! https://t.co/nNVzt5VIbb ...

RT ⱤΣ 🔗 (@RareHills)#USELESS coin, one of the first meme coins of 2025 to rally an ATH of ~$420M market cap! Boasting as the top #3 meme coin pushing 24/hr volumes of up to $70M+ daily next to $TRUMP & #FARTCOIN.USELESS coin revels in its absurdity zero roadmap, pure vibes, and a community of elite degens, it’s the satirical king of the 2025 bull run.No RWA, AI, ICM, etc…Born on Solana via @bonk_fun , it’s a glorious middle finger to crypto’s obsession with “utility.”It is already chosen for this cycle. ...

'what does it do?'someone asked when i shilled #USELESS coin in the trenches earlier todayi smiled as i gave the following answer:'it's literally a USELESS coinit does absolutely nothingand does not pretend to'interestingly, this is the most honest answer you will ever be able to give for 99.99% of cryptocurrencieseven though they pretend to be the most innovative thing since the Internet and the future of financeand therein lies the beauty of USELESS coin!it doesn't matter if you're shilling it to normies ...