RT DIEGO (@diegoarmandoAD)The @MyriadMarkets widget spotted on @DegenzLive stream. A few clicks and boomHIGHER @farokh https://t.co/GDfjO50zoN ...

Acme Widgets just announced it’s pausing widget production to borrow billions and buy crypto instead. Stock’s up 73%.In related news, the CEO is now calling himself “Satoshi Widgetmoto.”Capital markets are totally fine. Absolutely fine. ...