Ah, the financial markets. A bastion of logic, predictability, and sober analysis. Or, at least, that’s what the textbooks would have you believe. Enter Donald J. Trump, whose every pronouncement sends algorithms into a delightful tizzy and analysts scrambling for new euphemisms for “wildly unpredictable.” The latest flurry of activity, fresh from the digital ether of late November 2025, offers yet another masterclass in the art of market whiplash, where immigration crackdowns and tariff threats dance a cha ...