Ah, the stock market. A bastion of rational exuberance, meticulously calculated risks, and, apparently, a perpetual state of whiplash whenever a certain former (and potentially future) President decides to weigh in. Donald J. Trump, never one to shy away from a pronouncement, has once again graced the financial world with a flurry of policy musings, tariff threats, and strategic declarations, leaving investors to decipher whether to buy, sell, or simply brace for impact. The latest round of market-moving ma ...