Welcome to the new American dystopia where alligators are cops and humans are treated like animals. This might sound like an allegory dreamed up by George Orwell for my Veland book club, but it's not. This was a real tweet posted on the official White House Twitter page.AI alligators sporting ice hats and a man assumed to be Donald Trump standing behind them. Alligator Alcatraz, make America safe again. Deep in the swamplands of Florida, far from civilization, is a virtually abandoned 39 square mile airfiel ...

[Music] [Applause] As I stand on this stage, give me one moment of your time. Take five seconds in your head and list the top three causes which seem the most urgent to you. The ones that feel the most pressing, the most immediate.Have you listed them. Good. Was racial justice on the list for you.What about climate justice or gender justice. And to that I acknowledge how important it is to recognize that there are social issues. There is oppression which needs to be addressed urgently.But I also recognize t ...

The thing about the MAGA movement is they're the worst winners in human history. I mean, you're you're you're you're like a world-class athlete. Have you ever seen anyone win and act like such a jerk as the MAGA people? I mean, I've seen it, but they're not my friends, right? They're not my people. [Music] This is perhaps the episode of the best people that I dreamed about that I thought would never come to be. Um, you two have an outsized role in my life. From untamed to the role of a stepparent with the u ...