Ah, the markets. A bastion of rational thought, predictable patterns, and calm, measured reactions. Or, at least, that’s what the textbooks tell us. In the era of Donald J. Trump, however, the financial world has seemingly traded its algorithms for a daily dose of reality television, with each presidential utterance or tweet acting as the latest plot twist. And this week, as President Trump ambles through Asia, announcing “frameworks” and “deals” while simultaneously threatening new tariffs, the market’s co ...