In the high-stakes world of global macroeconomics, we used to rely on things like the Federal Reserve’s “Dot Plot” or the Consumer Price Index to determine where the money goes. In 2026, however, the global financial system has apparently decided it’s much more efficient to just wait for a 7:00 AM notification from Truth Social. On Tuesday, the markets proved once again that they have the emotional stability of a caffeinated squirrel, rallying on the news that Donald Trump has graciously decided not to blow ...