guess what. he “invested” in a web3 game 💀.the only silver lining is he was going to lose that $100k either way.instead of a slow rug over months, they just took it upfront and saved him the time. https://t.co/SMbSQMCsa9 ...

your 30s are basically learning that your body runs on:> caffeine> protein> sleep> minding your own fucking business ...

'@TheoriqAI TGE confirmed for 3pm UTC about 5 hours from now. Thanks @KaitoAI intern 🫡 https://t.co/a7grmtie6d ...

credits to @ley_universe for spotting it ...

These boomers need to stop stealing bangers off @x and start paying me royalties 💀cc @nikitabier https://t.co/lYwbczwTxB ...

revolutionary groundbreaking blockchain technology that raised at $1b fdv btw.. https://t.co/qLdTNJ22HP ...

GM. https://t.co/htTonG2sH9 ...

if your shitposting pays your bills, you’re already living the dream. never forget that. ...

'@saylor has bought nearly $2b worth of bitcoin in the last two weeks and you guys have just been relentlessly dumping on him 😭 https://t.co/TqQCkcQp9j ...

he's comparing his fishing app to @megaeth 😭😭😭my friends at @gguncharted should launch an L1 for @FishingFrenzyCo and raise at a 1b fdv, because why not? https://t.co/kdg06icpXL ...