2025 was, well, it happened. After what was probably one of the most underwhelming years in crypto's history, many investors are left scratching their heads, wondering what the hell happened to the parabolic gains we were all expecting. Luckily, a recent report sums up the crypto market in 2025, and it puts everything into perspective.So, today, we're summarizing that report for you in simple terms and telling you what to look out for in the year ahead. My name is Louis and you're watching the Coin Bureau. ...

The Clarity Act didn't fail because of regulatory disagreements—it died because banks are terrified of a $6.6 trillion deposit exodus. Your savings account pays 0.07% while banks invest your money in Treasuries earning 3.6%, pocketing the 3.5% spread. Stablecoins were about to expose this by passing actual yields to holders, so the banking lobby killed the bill with a provision banning stablecoin interest. Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong called it a "kill switch" and withdrew support, collapsing the entire bil ...

Silver just smashed through $117 per ounce, an all-time high. Gold has breached $5,500, entering completely uncharted territory. And yet, Bitcoin, the asset we were told was the digital gold, the hardest money ever discovered, is struggling to hold $90,000.In fact, it is down over 30% from its October peak. The charts tell a shocking story. While the shiny rocks that our ancestors used as money are skyrocketing, the future of finance is bleeding out.Why is the hardest asset on earth losing to physical metal ...

Last year, 11.6% million cryptos went to zero. That's 32,000 tokens dying every day. Yes, most of them were memes with a lifespan shorter than a carton of milk left out in the sun.But plenty were sitting in portfolios, bleeding slowly, held by bag holders, waiting for a recovery that will never come. So, how do you know if your bags are deceased or just taking a power nap. And if it's the former, when do you finally pull the plug.My name is Guy and this is the Coin Bureau. Before we begin though, nothing in ...

The history books will tell you that to steal a quarter of a billion dollars, you need a team of elite hackers, zeroday exploits, and a breach of a major exchange. They will tell you that if you hold your crypto in a hardware wallet, you're safe, that you are your own bank. But while the world was watching the charts on January 10th, 2026, the real battle was happening on a simple phone call.A crypto veteran, a whale by any definition, lost $282 million in Bitcoin and Litecoin in a matter of minutes. No cod ...

Join Nic and Guy for another Coin Bureau Live News as we break down Bitcoin’s sell-off, ongoing ETF outflows, and gold and silver hitting explosive new all-time highs. We cover the Clarity Act fallout, stablecoin regulation pressure from banks, Trump and Fed updates, shutdown risks, and growing stress in global markets. Plus, Bitcoin treasury risks, tokenized stocks, quantum fears, key narratives to watch, live TA with Louis, and community sentiment checks. ~~~~~ 🛒 Get The Hottest Crypto Deals 👉 https://www ...

Recently, US President Donald Trump promised to set an interest rate cap of 10% on credit cards. At the same time, US politicians quietly tabled a bill that would significantly lower credit card swipe fees. What does this have to do with crypto, I hear you ask.Well, 200 million Americans have an estimated 650 million credit cards due to the rewards these cards offer. rewards that are funded by interest and fees. So, what happens when the rewards on traditional credit cards decline and the rewards on crypto ...

Bitcoin spent most of 2025 above $90,000. Ethereum mostly held steady throughout the year. Analysts hailed it as the year crypto became a mature asset class.Meanwhile, your altcoin portfolio is down 95% and crypto Twitter has turned into a support group for traumatized gem hunters learning to trade per. The bulls always say >> this time it is different. >> And for once they were right, but for all the wrong reasons.Today we find out what happened this cycle, why, and what it means for crypto's future. My na ...

The holy grail of US crypto regulation was just hours away from a historic vote. For years, we've been told that regulatory clarity was the missing piece of the puzzle. The one thing holding back the tidal wave of institutional capital.The one thing that would finally end the SEC's war on crypto and send us to the moon. Everyone in DC and everyone in crypto had the 15th of January circled on their calendars. It was supposed to be the day the Clarity Act moved out of committee and onto the Senate floor.But t ...

[music] fake out. We thought a $100,000 BTC might be back on the menu, but geopolitical tensions and regulatory [clears throat] gridlock have brought back the January blues. Lack of clarity. The long-awaited crypto market structure bill [music] just got torpedoed by Coinbase. Here's what happened and why it matters. Info finished. The powers that be at X have rung the death nail for one of crypto's most hated sectors. Should we mourn its passing or celebrate [music] its demise? And we'll have Lewis with the ...