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What's Happening With The Markets This Week?
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-29 08:50
This is the Coin Bureau News Live. [Music] Well, there you go. You want You wanted the goat, you got the goat.The greatest of all time. Yeah. Uh the markets did whipsaw up up quickly then down.It created another Darth Maul candle. My favorite uh candlestick indicator. You just spend your entire weekend looking for Darth Maul candles. I scan the charts just looking for all the Darth Maul candles I can.I'm trying to put it into my new TA book which will be out in the next few months guys. Okay, that's well th ...
BTC's Next Move, Altcoin's Hidden Risk, Aster vs. HYPE & More!
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-29 05:32
Crypto markets reeled after the year’s biggest long liquidations, with Bitcoin lagging behind gold and equities. Digital Asset Treasuries face mounting risks as buybacks, M&A, and insider trading raise concerns. Meanwhile, Aster’s explosive rise is shaking up Hyperliquid’s dominance in the perp DEX wars. KEY ANALYSIS COVERED: - Bitcoin price: fallout from major liquidations - DATs: buybacks, risks, and potential Saylor plays - Perp DEX wars: Aster vs Hyperliquid - Ethereum ETF outflows & Solana ETF approval ...
Uranium EXPLAINED: Why It Could Soon Run Out!
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-28 12:45
Nuclear power was supposed to be dead. Now Microsoft's resurrecting Three-Mile Island to power AI and China is building 150 new nuclear reactors. And the demand for uranium is now expected to more than double by 2040.The problem is the mines producing uranium today will be empty after 2030 and new ones take 20 years to develop. So, governments are scrambling for uranium they don't have and can't make. Looks like the most hated commodity of the last generation is about to become the most fought over.And that ...
Aster vs Hyperliquid: BEST Perp DEX in 2025 REVEALED
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-27 14:01
For the past year, Hyperlquid has dominated onchain derivatives trading. Nobody had come close to touching their market share or technology. But recently, one of the biggest names in crypto has been tweeting about Aster like it's the second coming of DeFi with billions behind it and some truly unhinged features.Could Aster therefore threaten Hyperlid's reign. Today we find out. My name is Guy and you're watching the Coin Bureau.First things first, none of this is financial advice. It's just educational cont ...
Altcoin ETFs Approved?! You Won’t Believe What’s Coming Next...
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-26 14:01
The SEC just changed the structure of the crypto market forever. Last week, it basically gave the green light to spot crypto ETFs of all kinds, opening the door to a wave of altcoin ETFs that could send billions flooding into the broader crypto market. Finally, that rotation from BTC into altcoins that everyone has been desperate for could be upon us.So, which cryptos are next in line for an ETF approval. What does this mean for altcoin prices. And are we finally about to see a full-blown alt season.Today, ...
They Lied About the US Bitcoin Reserve... Here's the Shocking Truth!
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-25 12:31
Has the US government's plan for a strategic Bitcoin reserve just collapsed. A recent Freedom of Information request has revealed a shocking lack of progress, sending a wave of confusion through the market. Some are calling it a bureaucratic failure.Others believe it's a sign the entire project was dead on arrival. But what if I told you the real story is far more complex and that the biggest revelation isn't what the government hasn't done, but what it doesn't have. The government. The government.My name i ...
Trump Tariffs CANCELLED!? What You NEED To Know!!
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-24 14:01
President Trump's tariffs just got hit with their biggest threat yet. Not from foreign governments or angry CEOs, but from a federal judge with a copy of the Constitution. Recently, the Court of International Trade dropped a bombshell ruling that could unravel Trump's most aggressive tariffs. And the Supreme Court has agreed to fasttrack the appeal in a constitutional showdown that could refund billions in tariff revenue and send markets soaring or hand Trump unlimited trade war powers. My name is Guy and y ...
Altcoin Season DEAD?! Or Is This The Setup of a Lifetime?
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-23 12:09
Has the crypto market just hit a brick wall. The same brick wall. Over the past three days, we've seen a brutal sell-off that's wiped out weeks of gains, sending a wave of fear through the market.Some are calling it the inevitable result of a sell the news event after the Federal Reserve's latest meeting. Others believe the curse of wreck timber is alive and well and that this could be the end of the road for altcoin season. But what if I told you that buried deep within the sea of red are the signals of a ...
What Do You REALLY Own When You Buy Crypto?
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-23 10:35
What do you get when you buy a cryptocurrency. Well, believe it or not, but it's the same thing you get when you buy a stock. Allow me to explain.Once upon a time, shares in a company were traded using physical notes. Each of these physical notes had a unique serial number. Obviously, these shares would come from the company that issued them.And this company would keep track of who had which share. And it would do this based on the unique serial number as well as the personal information of the person who p ...
What's Happening With The Markets? Tune in To Find Out
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-22 05:46
Guy, you're looking pretty different today. Something's changed. >> Yes.>> You look a lot younger. >> Yes, I do look a lot younger. Younger, fresher.Yes. Uh, no. I was um I was trying to trim my beard over the weekend and the guard wasn't set very well, so I ended up all patchy, so I had to basically shave it off and start again.>> The price was kind of meh. And another really good uh Darth Maul candle. My my personal trademark of a um TA candle.>> You're you're really going to force this this terminology i ...