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US Government Shutdown: Markets Shrug, But Should They?
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-30 05:06
Another US government shutdown is looming and markets are treating it like any other wedd. They're expecting the same confected tantrum Washington has thrown 21 times before. But they might be missing the real story. What is the real story.A bombshell memo from the Trump administration has revealed a plan to weaponize this situation in a way that's never been done. Turning a temporary crisis into a tool for permanent change. So stay tuned for the full story of Washington's latest shutdown, what it means for ...
What's Happening With The Markets This Week?
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-29 08:50
This is the Coin Bureau News Live. [Music] Well, there you go. You want You wanted the goat, you got the goat.The greatest of all time. Yeah. Uh the markets did whipsaw up up quickly then down.It created another Darth Maul candle. My favorite uh candlestick indicator. You just spend your entire weekend looking for Darth Maul candles. I scan the charts just looking for all the Darth Maul candles I can.I'm trying to put it into my new TA book which will be out in the next few months guys. Okay, that's well th ...
BTC's Next Move, Altcoin's Hidden Risk, Aster vs. HYPE & More!
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-29 05:32
Crypto markets reeled after the year’s biggest long liquidations, with Bitcoin lagging behind gold and equities. Digital Asset Treasuries face mounting risks as buybacks, M&A, and insider trading raise concerns. Meanwhile, Aster’s explosive rise is shaking up Hyperliquid’s dominance in the perp DEX wars. KEY ANALYSIS COVERED: - Bitcoin price: fallout from major liquidations - DATs: buybacks, risks, and potential Saylor plays - Perp DEX wars: Aster vs Hyperliquid - Ethereum ETF outflows & Solana ETF approval ...
Uranium EXPLAINED: Why It Could Soon Run Out!
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-28 12:45
Nuclear power was supposed to be dead. Now Microsoft's resurrecting Three-Mile Island to power AI and China is building 150 new nuclear reactors. And the demand for uranium is now expected to more than double by 2040.The problem is the mines producing uranium today will be empty after 2030 and new ones take 20 years to develop. So, governments are scrambling for uranium they don't have and can't make. Looks like the most hated commodity of the last generation is about to become the most fought over.And that ...
Aster vs Hyperliquid: BEST Perp DEX in 2025 REVEALED
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-27 14:01
For the past year, Hyperlquid has dominated onchain derivatives trading. Nobody had come close to touching their market share or technology. But recently, one of the biggest names in crypto has been tweeting about Aster like it's the second coming of DeFi with billions behind it and some truly unhinged features.Could Aster therefore threaten Hyperlid's reign. Today we find out. My name is Guy and you're watching the Coin Bureau.First things first, none of this is financial advice. It's just educational cont ...
Altcoin ETFs Approved?! You Won’t Believe What’s Coming Next...
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-26 14:01
Regulatory Landscape & ETF Approvals - SEC approved generic listing standards, accelerating spot crypto ETF approval process [5][6] - These standards allow exchanges to list ETPs holding spot commodities without individual SEC approval, given criteria are met [6][7] - SEC considers almost every crypto a commodity, paving the way for altcoin ETFs [6] - Bloomberg analysts anticipate a wave of spot crypto ETP launches [8] - SEC is exploring an innovation exemption framework for DeFi platforms [11] - CFTC launched an initiative to enable trading of spot crypto asset contracts on registered TradFi futures exchanges [11] Altcoin ETF Market & Potential - Grayscale's Digital Large Cap Fund (renamed Coindesk Crypto 5 ETF) was approved, containing BTC, ETH, XRP, SOL, and ADA [9] - Rex Osprey listed ETFs for XRP and Dogecoin, with the XRP ETF having a strong opening day [10] - Potentially 12 altcoins meet SEC's minimum listing criteria due to futures listings on Coinbase, including LTC, BCH, DOGE, DOT, SHIB, AVAX, LINK, XLM, SOL, HBAR, ADA, and XRP [10] - There have been 91 altcoin ETF applications, with 11 already approved [10] Timeline & Impact - New ETF approval process (S1 form) has a 75-day approval window, potentially leading to approvals around December 1st [11] - Many pending altcoin ETFs have approval deadlines in mid to late October [11] - Short-term impact of altcoin ETFs is uncertain, depending on attention drawn to the altcoins [11] - Long-term impact depends on inflows these altcoin ETFs receive [11]
They Lied About the US Bitcoin Reserve... Here's the Shocking Truth!
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-25 12:31
Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Plan - US government's strategic Bitcoin reserve plan faces bureaucratic delays and market disappointment [24] - Freedom of Information request reveals Treasury lacks reports from federal agencies regarding seized assets for the reserve [7] - US Marshall Service holds only 28,988 Bitcoin, worth approximately $33 billion, significantly lower than the widely cited 200,000+ Bitcoin [8] - Treasury Secretary's mixed messaging created market uncertainty, initially stating no Bitcoin purchases, then clarifying exploration of "budget-neutral pathways" [10][11] Legislative Efforts and Political Landscape - Senator Cynthia Lemus' Bitcoin Act of 2025 proposes purchasing 200,000 Bitcoin per year for 5 years, potentially creating a supply shock [13] - The Bitcoin Act has a low (1%) chance of being enacted due to Democratic opposition [15] Expert Opinions and Market Impact - Michael Sailor advocates for a fully funded strategic Bitcoin reserve, projecting $81 trillion for the Treasury [17] - A survey indicates that economists do not agree that creating a strategic crypto reserve would benefit the US economy [18] - Spot Bitcoin ETFs have attracted over $55 billion in cumulative net inflows [20] - 74% of all Bitcoin is now considered illiquid, indicating long-term holders are refusing to sell, creating a supply squeeze [20] Potential Future Scenarios - If the Bitcoin Act passes, analysts forecast a $200,000 Bitcoin by the end of 2025 [22] - If the SPR remains a paper reserve, Bitcoin's fate depends on ETF inflows and corporate treasury demand, leaving the market vulnerable to corrections [23]
Trump Tariffs CANCELLED!? What You NEED To Know!!
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-24 14:01
President Trump's tariffs just got hit with their biggest threat yet. Not from foreign governments or angry CEOs, but from a federal judge with a copy of the Constitution. Recently, the Court of International Trade dropped a bombshell ruling that could unravel Trump's most aggressive tariffs. And the Supreme Court has agreed to fasttrack the appeal in a constitutional showdown that could refund billions in tariff revenue and send markets soaring or hand Trump unlimited trade war powers. My name is Guy and y ...
Altcoin Season DEAD?! Or Is This The Setup of a Lifetime?
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-23 12:09
Market Overview - Crypto market experienced a brutal sell-off, wiping out weeks of gains [1] - A catastrophic liquidation cascade occurred, with over $17 billion in leveraged positions forcibly closed in a single 24-hour period, $16 billion of which were long positions [5] - Triple witching crypto options expiry, with over $175 billion in Bitcoin options and $55 billion in ETH options matured, contributed to immense volatility [6] - Bitcoin repeatedly failed to break the $118 thousand resistance level, signaling exhaustion to traders [7] - September has historically been a brutal month for crypto, with BTC posting negative returns in eight of the last 12 Septembers, averaging a monthly loss of 377% [10] Federal Reserve Impact - The Federal Reserve cut interest rates by 25 basis points [7] - Fed Chair Jerome Pal's hawkish tone, framing the rate cut as a "risk management cut," led to a sell the news reaction [8] - The Fed's dot plot still shows a median projection of two more 25 basis point cuts before the end of 2025 [18] Q4 Outlook - The bull case for a strong Q4 is built on the institutional tsunami, the Fed's liquidity pipeline, and historical momentum [15] - Spot Bitcoin ETFs have global assets under management hitting $1795 billion by mid 2025 [16] - Bloomberg analysts are giving spot ETFs for assets like Salana, XRP, and Litecoin a 75 to 90% chance of approval before the end of the year [16] - October has historically been one of Bitcoin's strongest months, with an average return of nearly 23% [19] Risks - The market remains overleveraged [21] - Lingering recession fears and weak global economic data could create a risk-off environment [22] - For Bitcoin, the zone between $14 thousand and $17 thousand is a critical support level [22]
What Do You REALLY Own When You Buy Crypto?
Coin Bureau· 2025-09-23 10:35
What do you get when you buy a cryptocurrency. Well, believe it or not, but it's the same thing you get when you buy a stock. Allow me to explain.Once upon a time, shares in a company were traded using physical notes. Each of these physical notes had a unique serial number. Obviously, these shares would come from the company that issued them.And this company would keep track of who had which share. And it would do this based on the unique serial number as well as the personal information of the person who p ...