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大侠后宫:“前夫哥断联一年突然给我转了1w…?”啊啊啊这就是给自己一个交代吗!
猿大侠· 2025-05-13 03:51
转自:吐槽星君 "分手后前任给我转了1w...?" (vi a .@灵感菇 ) 领 必须领 我在黑龙江有人脉 不领找人 5905 干你 05-04 浙江 回复 为啥要自己做选择,领了马上转回去,看他 4.3万 领不领,把题目丢给他自己瞎琢磨,后续都 和我没关系(a) 05-05 湖南 回复 作者赞过 聪明 05-05 意大利 回复 6396 展开 303 条回复 TERFE E BE 你回:我现已新婚,谢谢红包,勿扰® 2.1万 05-05 美国 回复 记得把红包领了 89 05-05 美国 回复号 · 吐槽69 别领 你又不缺这 1w 他人品好点就算了 这 8179 种人不要再有任何联系了 05-04 美国 回复 作者赞过 人品好我就不纠结了 63 4097 2 公众号 · 吐槽星君 05-04 上海 回复 转账要写自愿赠予啊!!! 这不是小钱了这 2460 够立案的!!! 6天前 广东 回复 180 UPUP 6天前 广东 回复 翻译 展开 57 条回复 你回:才1w打发叫花子呢?再转10w 2246 ^5-05 湖北 回复 太高了姐 05-05 广东 回复 AUTHA 领,其实跟你一点关系都没有,只是他 ...
大侠后宫:“现在的人能有多抽象??”哈哈哈哈哈这算哪门子行为艺术!!
猿大侠· 2025-05-12 04:05
Core Viewpoint - The article discusses various humorous and relatable anecdotes about job experiences, highlighting the challenges and quirks of different occupations, particularly in service and part-time roles [1]. Group 1: Job Experiences - A service worker shares a story about breaking multiple items while working, leading to a decision to resign due to feeling inadequate [34]. - A part-time worker describes a light workload at a wedding service job, contrasting it with more stressful experiences in other roles [35]. - An anecdote about a worker in a convenience store expresses frustration over complicated prize redemption processes, leading to resignation [35]. Group 2: Student Life and Education - A suggestion is made to allow university students to monitor high school exams, which could benefit both high school students and university students [29]. - The article humorously proposes that high school exams be held at universities to enhance the potential of high school students while giving university students a break [30]. Group 3: Humor and Relatability - The article includes various humorous comments and observations about everyday life, such as the absurdity of certain situations and the challenges of communication in different contexts [43][47]. - Anecdotes about misunderstandings and funny interactions in service roles are shared, emphasizing the lighter side of work experiences [37][41].
牛逼!!这个好消息来得太及时!
猿大侠· 2025-05-12 04:05
过去十年,程序员群体享受了互联网扩张期的技术红利,但这一红利正在快速消退。 三个核心矛盾正在加速技术人的职业危机: 技术迭代 ,低代码与AI抢占初级开发岗位; 在技术的暗流中, 一群清醒的技术人正在构建自己的"第二曲线" 。当你在为KPI加班时,有人已 经用爬虫获得了丰厚的报酬: 为什么爬虫是程序员破局的最优解? 1. 技术复利效应最强 :一套成熟的爬虫系统可以同时服务于 金融、电商、舆情监测等10+行业; 2. 市场需求呈爆发式增长: 金融领域、电商行业、地方政府等; 3. 技术门槛与收益错配: 爬虫的核心技术学习周期短,但市场定价却充满想象力; 4. 合规边界清晰: 《数据安全法》实施后,合规爬虫需求反而暴涨。 01 爬虫商业接单方案 人才供给 ,市场供过于求; 成本控制 ,使用云服务导致运维及 高级研发岗 需求减少; 程序员永远不缺技术,缺的是将技术嵌入商业链条的思维。 如果你也想通过爬虫技术实现副业创收,那么这一次的 爬虫商业接单 实训营 你一定不能错过! 扫码加小助理 免费报名 ... 官方特训费399元,立即报名 免费学习 ! 这是一套包含 爬虫逆向破解技术 和 爬虫商业接单详解 的爬虫接单实战课 ...
雷军时隔月余首度发声:创办小米以来最艰难的一段时间...
猿大侠· 2025-05-12 04:05
Core Insights - The article discusses the recent challenges faced by Xiaomi's founder Lei Jun, highlighting his emotional struggles and the impact on his public engagement [1] - It also addresses the controversy surrounding the Xiaomi SU7 Ultra's features, specifically the carbon fiber dual air duct hood and its implications for user experience [3][4] Group 1: Lei Jun's Personal Challenges - Lei Jun shared that the past month was one of the most difficult periods since founding Xiaomi, leading to a pause in social media interactions and some professional commitments [1] - He expressed gratitude for the support from friends and fans, which helped him regain confidence and motivation [1] Group 2: Xiaomi SU7 Ultra Controversy - Xiaomi addressed user concerns regarding the "ranking mode" feature of the SU7 Ultra, acknowledging the confusion caused by the newly added unlocking conditions and pausing the update [3] - The company emphasized the importance of user feedback in future updates to enhance user experience [3] Group 3: Carbon Fiber Dual Air Duct Hood - The carbon fiber dual air duct hood was initially not part of the production plan but was introduced in response to user demand after the prototype's success [5][6] - This hood not only replicates the prototype's appearance but also provides airflow management and aids in front compartment cooling [6] Group 4: User Options and Incentives - For users who wish to switch from the carbon fiber hood back to the aluminum version, a limited-time modification service was offered, along with a bonus of 20,000 points for those who selected the carbon fiber option [7][9] - The carbon fiber hood contributes to a weight reduction of 1.3 kg, with a total area of 1.73 square meters [7] Group 5: Performance and Quality Assurance - The original carbon fiber hood is produced using advanced hot-pressing technology, ensuring superior quality compared to third-party alternatives [10] - The SU7 Ultra has achieved impressive lap times on various professional tracks, showcasing its performance capabilities [11]
又一国产老牌手机在出局边缘 ,曾是很多人的第一部手机
猿大侠· 2025-05-11 05:30
Core Viewpoint - The article discusses the rise and fall of the Chinese mobile phone company, Bodao, highlighting its historical significance in the mobile phone industry and the challenges it currently faces, including financial losses and the risk of delisting from the stock exchange due to poor performance [1][9][8]. Financial Performance - In 2024, Bodao reported an operating revenue of 361 million yuan, a decrease of 13.62% compared to the previous year [2]. - After excluding non-core business income, the actual revenue was only 285 million yuan [3]. - The net profit for 2024 was 5.11 million yuan, a significant decline of 63.37% year-on-year [3]. - The adjusted net profit, excluding non-recurring gains and losses, was -13.98 million yuan, marking two consecutive years of losses [3]. Delisting Risk - The financial indicators, particularly the negative adjusted net profit, triggered a delisting risk warning under the Shanghai Stock Exchange rules [8]. - If Bodao continues to report less than 100 million yuan in operating revenue or negative net profits for two consecutive years, it may face delisting [8]. Historical Context - Bodao, founded in 1992, was one of the earliest listed mobile phone companies in China, achieving significant success in the early 2000s with sales exceeding 10 million units [11][12]. - The company relied heavily on partnerships for technology and production, which ultimately hindered its ability to innovate independently [15][18]. - Marketing expenditures were prioritized over research and development, with only 3% of revenue allocated to R&D compared to 10% for advertising [16][17]. Industry Impact - The rise of smartphones, particularly after the launch of the iPhone in 2007, marked a turning point for Bodao, which failed to adapt to the changing market dynamics [18][19]. - The company's decline serves as a cautionary tale for other mobile manufacturers about the importance of core technology and innovation [22].
成立20多年的知名软件正式停运,曾有6.6亿用户
猿大侠· 2025-05-11 05:30
Core Viewpoint - Microsoft officially ceased operations of Skype on May 5, marking the end of a once-dominant internet voice and video calling software that was founded in 2003 [1] Group 1: Historical Context - Skype was initially launched as a free online calling tool, with its name derived from "sky peer to peer," reflecting its VoIP technology [1] - By 2004, just one year after its launch, Skype had registered 11 million users [1] - User numbers grew to 54 million by 2005 [2] - Microsoft acquired Skype in 2011 for $8.5 billion, marking the largest acquisition in Microsoft's history at that time [3] Group 2: Peak and Decline - At its peak in 2016, Skype had over 300 million active users monthly [4] - Post-acquisition, Microsoft shifted focus from optimizing technology to introducing new features to attract users, leading to a decline in stability as the code aged [4][5] - Competing applications like Apple's iMessage, FaceTime, WhatsApp, and Tencent's WeChat gained popularity, contributing to Skype's decline [5] - The COVID-19 pandemic in 2020 presented a potential resurgence opportunity for Skype, but Zoom captured the market instead [5] Group 3: Current Status and Future Direction - By 2023, Skype's active user base had dwindled to approximately 36 million [5] - Microsoft Teams has grown to 320 million monthly active users, surpassing Skype's remaining user base, prompting Microsoft to shift its focus entirely to Teams [6] - The free consumer chat market is inherently difficult to monetize, and Microsoft has no intention of maintaining a product that is becoming increasingly marginal [7]
大侠后宫:“当你不小心给导师发错信息后...”哈哈哈哈哈哈很难不怀疑你的企图啊!!
猿大侠· 2025-05-11 05:30
转自:喵大白话 当你不小心发错信息给导师后... 用一声感人肺腑的"妈妈" 唤醒了导致内心深处沉睡多年的记忆 悄悄告诉喵 你这是是故意发错消息 还是故意不小心的 是俺没错了... 哈哈哈哈哈 怼的好赞 世界上仅存的八种熊 (一眼看上去你觉得谁最可爱?) Unser Stammbaum / Our family tree Braunbär Ursus arctos Brown bear Eisbär Ursus maritimus Polar bear Kragenbär Ursus thibetanus Asian black bear Amerikanischer Schwarzbär Ursus americanus American black bear Malaienbär Helarctos malayanus Malayan sun bear BÄREN URSIDAE BAERS Lippenbär Melursus ursinus Sloth bear Brillenbär Tremarctos ornatus Spectacled bear Großer Panda Ailuropoda m ...
微信聊天记录迁移慢,一个蛋卷铁盒搞定
猿大侠· 2025-05-10 04:17
Core Viewpoint - The article discusses how a metal box can enhance the speed of data migration between mobile phones by blocking external electromagnetic interference and optimizing internal electromagnetic coupling between the devices [1][3]. Group 1: Technical Explanation - The metal box can block external electromagnetic interference, allowing for tighter near-field electromagnetic coupling between the phone antennas, which increases the effective antenna area and reduces external interference signals [1]. - The OPPO ColorOS team mentions that dynamic optimization at the protocol layer can automatically adjust to higher frequency bandwidths under less interference, particularly with the latest WiFi 7 communication protocol [3]. Group 2: Methods to Improve Data Migration Speed - Using public Wi-Fi can lead to bandwidth congestion, which slows down the migration process. It is recommended to check the number of devices connected to the same network [5]. - Wi-Fi interference can be minimized by understanding the characteristics of different Wi-Fi frequencies. For instance, 2.4GHz Wi-Fi can be interfered with by devices like microwaves and Bluetooth, while 5GHz Wi-Fi has weaker wall penetration and requires proximity to the router for optimal speed [6][9]. - High CPU load during data migration can cause the phone to overheat and throttle performance, which can slow down the process. Additionally, low battery levels may lead to automatic performance restrictions [9].
上海微软大裁员,赔偿达N+8,12年老员工感叹:拿20个月工资走人,也是种幸福...
猿大侠· 2025-05-10 04:17
以下文章来源于不会笑青年 ,作者不会笑青年 不会笑青年 . 全网唯二的程序员主题漫画公众号。 今天,上海微软裁员的消息登上热搜。 网友们议论纷纷,有人爆料微软直接给员工"N+8"的赔偿,甚至有12年的老员工拿了20个月的工 资,潇洒走人。 研发岗的薪资本来就不低,这赔偿算下来,几十万甚至上百万到手,妥妥一笔"巨款"。 这年头,被裁员还能拿这么多钱走人,算不算一种"幸福"? 裁员始末 这波裁员的传闻最早从网上冒出来。 一开始只是零星几个帖子,说上海微软要"动刀子",赔偿方案还挺慷慨。 后来,消息越传越广,有人晒出了"N+8"的赔偿细节,甚至有老员工表示直接拿了20个月工资。 虽说微软官方没出来喊话,但这些爆料已经让大家坐不住了。 所谓"N",就是员工在公司干了多少年。 比如你在微软待了5年,N就是5,N+8就是5+8=13个月的工资作为赔偿。 如果是12年的老员工,N+8就是20个月,再加上研发岗动辄几十万的年薪,这赔偿金确实够"香"。 网上还有人调侃:"这钱拿了,够在上海买个厕所了吧?" 网友爆料,微软内部已经开始用AI工具优化代码、测试,甚至生成文档,这直接挤压了部分岗位 的生存空间。 加上全球经济环境不景 ...
大侠后宫:“穿上网购牛仔裤妙龄少女秒变罗圈腿...?”哈哈哈商家笑了三天才发货!
猿大侠· 2025-05-10 04:17
转自:吐槽星君 填补了国人罗圈腿很少的空白...! (vi a .@神经病患者日志 ) 小红书 a 公公司 - 2017-02-20 12:20:20 ? H 我不会笑你的 因为我们俩一样 9348 4天前 安徽 回复 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!! 2221 4天前 安徽 回复 % △众号 · I 解决了中国人罗圈腿很少的问题 2605 6天前 河南 回复 I 哈哈哈笑飞我 6天前 德国 团复公众号 · 吐槽露君 花姑娘,嘿嘿,花姑娘 4911 -29 重庆 回复 就知道会有这个图63 04-30 幅霞圆复 · 吐槽组 O 我也 160 可能你买的那个廓形大了 面料硬 1016 就会有点奇怪 04-28 广东 回复 HT 'TE ER 这么长 走路不踩脚后跟吗给 1476 04-28 上海 回复 回复 144 但是好看就行 哈哈哈 > 公众号 · 吐槽星君 原来是裤子哈哈哈哈哈哈哈我对象说我罗圈腿 6天前 江苏 回复 2 公众号 · 吐槽星君 好了,就是因为腿不直想找一款遮腿型的, 1 这倒好, 把直腿型活生生变陈内八 1天前 广东 回复 2 公众号 · 吐槽星君 你俩同一家来的? 商家你睡得着吗 兔公众号 · ...