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你永远不知道二手房交易藏了多少坑
半佛仙人· 2025-09-28 04:09
这是半佛仙人的第1885篇原创 1 这些年后台一直有人问我买卖二手房的问题,很多问题是关于要不要绕过中介的。 我只能这么说,我自己买房卖房,只要是二手房,从来不会跳过中介。 更准确地说,从来不会跳过中介平台去直接交易。 哪怕买家和卖家各种明示暗示,我都不会理会。 因为,我并不信任买家和卖家。 在这种一生也没几次的大额交易里,能坑你的,一定会坑你。 所以干脆,不要给他们坑你的机会。 金融贷款都知道要找担保方,这种大额交易,出一点点事情,都容易成为一生的坑。 再说一遍,我图的,不是房源信息,不是跑前跑后,而是平台能给整个交易流程兜底。 我不要我的余生,想起这种事情都要拍大腿后悔。 2 所以为啥要用中介交易? 第一,风险识别,风险过滤。 平台在里面筛查对方,每一步都要核验后才有下一步。 但凡有鬼,直接终止交易。 确保我是买了个房,而不是买了个坑。 第二,哪怕有坑了,给我填上。 我付中介费,买的不光是服务,而是他们的风控体系和兜底能力。 买房,太特殊。 几十块的交易,我会相信对方是好人,因为真的不值当的坑这点钱。 但几百万的交易,我第一反应绝对是,控制风险。 我过去是做风控的,与各类大小骗局天天打交道。 我唯一得到的 ...
米村拌饭把预制菜玩通关了
半佛仙人· 2025-09-27 05:10
这是半佛仙人的第1884篇原创 周末不卷,随便写点。 最近连吃了好几天的米村拌饭。 不是因为觉得好吃,味道就那样,甚至感觉除了服务员基本都是预制的。 但我发自心内的不觉得有问题。 因为他们已经用尽全力演了。 米村拌饭,简直是预制菜的亲爷爷。 真的,我越吃越觉得6,而且哪怕你知道一切都是预制的,你也服气。 米村拌饭的核心竞争力是那个【石锅】。 呲溜呲溜,热气腾腾。 锅子热到烫手。 石锅端上来很烫,吃完了还是烫。 就这个烫的程度,会让你很快就忘却了这是从冷冻车间生产出来通过冷链运输运到店里的 原料。 用刺啦刺啦的声音,用铁板上冒着的热气,来完成一个【预制菜—现制菜】在你心理上的 转化。 客观:半成品。 理智:就是预制的。 感官:太锅气了,太6了,这就是现做的。 关键是,米村拌饭选择的这个品类也非常合适。 1 石板拌饭,金枪鱼拌饭,香辣鱿鱼,都是对料理技艺的需求并不高的菜品,预制和现制的 差别极其小。 哪怕你让米其林三星的大厨,用上全世界最好的材料来做,做出来也就那样。 它的天花板就在这里了。 这不是缺点,这甚至是优点。 简而言之,就是: 演的如此认真,以至于你也承认没有功劳也有苦劳。 你都不好意思不认。 预制菜最 ...
三菜一汤的含金量,只有余额宝知道
半佛仙人· 2025-09-26 11:16
Core Viewpoint - The article emphasizes the importance of pursuing low-risk, high-certainty wealth accumulation rather than chasing high-risk, low-probability opportunities for sudden wealth. It suggests that ordinary individuals should focus on consistent savings and financial habits instead of relying on luck for wealth creation [3][6][21]. Group 1: Opportunity and Risk - The concept of "错亿文学" reflects a common sentiment where individuals lament missed opportunities for wealth, attributing their failures to low awareness, bad luck, or lack of vision from their parents [5][6]. - The article argues that most people are risk-averse and make the safest choices based on their understanding at the time, rather than being inherently incapable or unlucky [5][6]. - It highlights that significant wealth often results from luck rather than effort or ability, and that many so-called wealth opportunities are only sustainable for gamblers and fraudsters [5][6]. Group 2: Financial Accumulation Strategies - The article advocates for consistent savings and suggests that simply storing money in a reliable platform like Yu'ebao can outperform many other investment strategies [7][9]. - It discusses the evolution of Yu'ebao, which now offers various saving methods tailored to different user needs, such as "攒收益" for stable returns, "攒零花" for quick access, "攒定期" for fixed-term savings, and "攒黄金" for gold investments [9][12]. - The article emphasizes that these methods cater to diverse financial needs, reflecting the different risk appetites and financial goals of users [11][12]. Group 3: Yu'ebao's Position in the Market - Yu'ebao is positioned as a reliable financial tool that integrates seamlessly into daily life, providing a stable and low-risk option for savings [17][18]. - The article asserts that in a landscape filled with high-risk investment options, Yu'ebao serves as a safety net, prioritizing stability over high returns [17][19]. - It concludes that the act of accumulating wealth through consistent savings is a commendable strategy that can protect individuals from financial instability [21].
智己疯起来,谁不害怕?
半佛仙人· 2025-09-25 09:10
这是半佛仙人的第1882篇原创 1 讲真,智己刚发布新款LS6的时候,我其实没太在意,哪怕听说它两周预售4.8万辆,我也 觉得一切正常。 但是当我看到它作为一个增程车,纯电部分的吹拉弹唱(c lt c)续航4 5 0公里+的时候,我 懵了。 大脑一瞬间宕机了。 哥们,你是增程车啊,烧油的知道吗? 你的纯电续航可以是5 0,也可以是150,300,但你不能是45 0。 因为我真有续航4 5 0公里的纯电车,你这样显得我像250。 就是说,我四年前买的全球"最强"电动车。 搁现在的智己面前,只配当个电池包。 这属于胖虎唱歌。 不着调,还离谱。 更别提加满油能跑1 5 0 0公里。 当年唐朝要是有这个,杨贵妃吃个荔枝也就是一箱油的事情。 6 6度的电池,你不说,我还以为是开水呢。 你说你是增程车,隔壁纯电车都笑了。 尴尬的笑。 如果你这个叫增程,那我叫什么? 半程? 说到了技术路线各玩各的,井水不犯河水。 这头河水直接往井里倒灌。 还能玩么? 过去是油箱可以不用,但不能没有,没有我焦虑。 现在增程车是油箱可以有,但绝对不能用,我用了更焦虑。 就跟空气炸锅一样,但凡额外放一滴油,都算我输。 我都买了这么大的电池,我出 ...
问界M9装都不装了
半佛仙人· 2025-09-24 09:07
这是半佛仙人的第1881篇原创 1 已经是豪车销量赛亚人的问界M9又出了个新颜色,叫【 银境紫 】。 这可太妙了,它巧妙的卡在一个平衡点上,消费者只会觉得紫色很有韵味,哪天得去试试 看。 但同行真的是当场应激哈气了,又来,又来,又来? 觉得问界牛吗?还有更牛的,仔细看上面的车型,但凡你稍微看过几辆,就知道里面大部 分车型的起售其实还没到5 0万,如果真的按照50万的硬门槛算,差不多每卖出1 0辆5 0万以 上的新能源车,就有几乎7辆是问界M9。 问界M9,就是同行们最严厉的长辈。 这已经不是厉不厉害了,这是厉害的画风都不一样了。 这种问界举起手同行就缩脖子的场景可太幽默了,紫?诶紫就对了,喘不上气的情况下脸 就是会变紫。 深呼吸,头晕是正常的。 这是银境紫吗? 这是我完犊紫,是你打算搂席动筷子。 这么说不直观啊,我们用一组温暖的数据来形容一下同行冰冷的情况,那就是上市以来问 界M9卖了2 4万辆,其中1 8个月在50万以上市场销量水准大家自己看吧。 已经是有点吓人了。 | 2025年 全国 | | | | --- | --- | --- | | 新能源车零售销量排行榜 | | | | 限定条件:50万以上 | ...
奥迪这是要上天吗?
半佛仙人· 2025-09-23 06:16
1 很多朋友问我一个问题,说为啥网上都说XX车好,现实BBA门店里的人打都打不跑; 都说BBA已经落伍了不够豪华了,但为什么进一些地方的时候保安抬杆都只认这个? 这很难理解吗? 别的都是选择,BBA是已经验证过的答案; 答案有什么好讨论的,一出来你照着选就完事了; 别的车都是选择,就是供你挑挑拣拣的,就是用来比来比去的,就是为了给你买完这辆车 的茶余饭后刷着看的; 什么电子斗蛐蛐,这就是电子斗蛐蛐。 这是半佛仙人的第1880篇原创 小孩子才做选择,成年人都知道大部分选择与你无关,早抄答案早交卷早参加车友聚餐。 这种感觉是什么? 是只要满足了我的预算数字,我揣着这个钱,我直接站在路边大喊,光,来! 恰! 一汽奥迪A5L,出击! 2 看到这里你或许会觉得是一个玩笑。 就拿一汽奥迪A5L这车来说,上市即热销储备3个月的订单,交付排队都要排仨月。 你说它多有噱头吗? 没有啊。 它就是明白。 很多车企就在那儿分分分,一个人分什么初入社会刚有小家忙于事业的身份,开车分成什 么通勤,社交,郊游,应酬的场景。 水平不行才要挑个细分赛道虐菜,水平过硬直接无差别赛道硬来; 颜值不行才追求耐看和陪伴,颜值够高直接主打全网无代餐。 ...
今天的支付宝,这么“邪修”吗?
半佛仙人· 2025-09-22 11:02
这是半佛仙人的第1879篇原创 1 今天你打开支付宝了吗? 主屏界面那个抽象的emo ji猜谜广告看到了吧? | 余额宝体验金 收益归你 | | | | 搜索 + | AQ-AI健康管家 | | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | | -1 第 | 收付款 | | | | | | -1 | | | | | 建康桃战寨 | | | | 猜猜是什么 | | | | | 红包 | 蚂蚁庄园 | 正面 | 每票票 | ま 转账 | 猜猜是什么 | | 平 | | | 1916 DD | | | | 记账本 | 手机营业厅 | 滴滴出行 | 我的小程序 | 重多 | | | 我的常用 | | | | | | | C | | 0.6 | | Ca | 点击输入答案(3个字) | | 蓝花火 | 菜鸟 | 我的快递 | 淘宝闪购 | 宠物保险 | | | 最近消息 | | | | | 下载AQ看答案 | | ( 余额宝 余额宝收益到账啦 | | | | 9分钟前 | | | 6 蚂蚁森林 | | | | | | | 收取你的65g能量,来森林奖励领取活力值啦 | | | | 1717年1 ...
萨莉亚生怕你不知道他们有预制菜
半佛仙人· 2025-09-20 03:54
Core Viewpoint - The article discusses the business model and strategies of the Japanese restaurant chain Salia, emphasizing its low-price strategy and cost control measures as key to its success in the competitive dining market [3][4][5]. Group 1: Business Model and Pricing Strategy - Salia's pricing strategy is based on offering affordable meals, with an average cost of around 30 RMB, which positions it as a value-for-money option compared to other dining establishments [26][32]. - The restaurant chain initially struggled due to its location and pricing but pivoted to a discount strategy, offering meals at 30% off, which significantly increased customer traffic from fewer than 20 customers a day to over 800 [18][19][20]. - Salia's approach to pricing is not just about being cheap; it is about creating a perception of value that resonates with consumers, making them feel they are getting a good deal [32][34]. Group 2: Cost Control and Operational Efficiency - Salia focuses on controlling costs by simplifying its menu and reducing the number of dishes offered, which in turn lowers inventory costs and streamlines operations [28][24]. - The restaurant employs innovative operational practices, such as using efficient cleaning tools and optimizing service processes to reduce labor costs while maintaining service speed [29][30]. - Salia's management philosophy emphasizes practical service over elaborate dining experiences, prioritizing cleanliness and food quality over ambiance [30][31]. Group 3: Market Expansion and Adaptation - After establishing a strong presence in Japan, Salia expanded internationally, particularly targeting markets in China and other Asian countries, where it adapted its pricing strategy to local conditions [37][39]. - The chain's entry into the Chinese market involved maintaining low prices to attract customers, which proved successful, with daily customer traffic exceeding 3,000 in some locations [39][41]. - Salia's strategy reflects a broader trend in the restaurant industry where affordability and value are prioritized, especially in economically challenging times [32][22].
小米手机16改名17,真的疯了吗?
半佛仙人· 2025-09-18 05:10
Core Viewpoint - The article discusses Xiaomi's marketing strategy, particularly its recent product naming and positioning, which aims to generate buzz and attention in a saturated smartphone market. The strategy involves embracing criticism and leveraging it to enhance brand visibility and consumer curiosity, ultimately leading to potential sales growth [3][6][10]. Group 1: Marketing Strategy - Xiaomi's decision to skip the "1 6" model and directly launch the "1 7" series is seen as a tactic to create controversy and attract attention, even if it invites ridicule [3][4]. - The company understands that being criticized is less damaging than being ignored, and thus, it welcomes the attention generated by negative comments as a form of marketing [6][8]. - The article emphasizes that as long as the product quality is strong, negative perceptions can be transformed into positive outcomes, enhancing the product's market performance [6][10]. Group 2: Product Positioning - By positioning itself against Apple, Xiaomi shifts the competitive landscape, making it less likely to be compared with other Android brands, which could dilute its brand identity [8][10]. - The article suggests that the controversy surrounding Xiaomi's naming strategy has led to increased visibility, with consumers actively engaging in discussions about the brand in relation to Apple [8][11]. - The marketing approach is characterized as "段子营销" (joke marketing), where the perception of the brand can vary widely among consumers, leading to both ridicule and interest in the products [10][11]. Group 3: Industry Context - The smartphone industry is described as saturated, with numerous brands vying for consumer attention, making any form of visibility, even negative, a valuable asset [6][9]. - Competitors are portrayed as being frustrated by Xiaomi's ability to generate buzz without significant marketing expenditure, highlighting the effectiveness of its strategy [9][11]. - The article concludes that effective marketing, combined with strong product performance, can turn controversies into sales opportunities, positioning Xiaomi favorably in a competitive market [11].
沉迷神州租车的年轻人傻么?
半佛仙人· 2025-09-16 04:11
这是半佛仙人的第1876篇原创 1 最近刷贴,发现年轻人开始自驾攻略小众景点,我笑了。 一开始是非常不屑,心想这又是什么爱装的行为。 八成又是去什么网红景点拍照。 之前不就有过类似的新闻。 说是"天空之镜"。 到了现场就是一面镜子。 白雪公主的后妈都直呼上当。 你问镜子谁是世界上最美的人。 镜子告诉你得看角度和后期技术。 看照片以为是小瑞士。 到现场发现是小瑞星。 直接给脑子杀毒。 这种感觉就像是,你是三体人,发现了一颗宜居且小众的星球。 直接租了一艘宇宙飞船,说走就走,玩得就是真实。 飞了那么久,折腾那么远。 吭哧好几百年才开到地方。 结果天上十个太阳。 一个叫后羿的小伙子还很热情的和你们打招呼。 本以为自己是太阳的后裔。 没想到是太阳和后羿。 年轻人找小众景点在我看来就是这样。 好听说是小众。 难听说就是偏僻。 估计他们吃不好,睡不稳,找厕所也成问题。 当然,实际上深山老林的也不是真需要一个厕所。 就跟到了王者峡谷一样,你也不知道在哪开大。 可能是我人到中年,真不理解这么折腾的意义是什么。 就为了朋友圈发个定位x么? 有这些钱,找个有名的景区不行么? 住个好点饭店不行么? 家里打个游戏不行么? 实在不行把 ...