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蜜雪冰城的子弹击中了我
半佛仙人· 2025-05-14 09:07
Core Viewpoint - The article reflects on the passage of time and the changes in personal circumstances, using a nostalgic memory of a 9-year-old coupon from a popular ice cream brand as a metaphor for lost youth and the unpredictability of life [2][14][18]. Group 1: Nostalgia and Reflection - The author finds an old coupon from a popular ice cream brand, which triggers memories of simpler times and personal growth over the past nine years [4][6]. - The ice cream served as a source of joy during challenging times, highlighting the emotional connection to small pleasures in life [6][10]. - The narrative contrasts the optimism of the past with the realities of the present, illustrating how expectations can lead to disappointment [9][12]. Group 2: Changes Over Time - The author reflects on the changes in personal health and lifestyle, noting a decline from being physically active to facing health issues [10][12]. - The article discusses the evolution of societal trends, such as the rise and fall of products like the iPhone SE and shared bicycles, emphasizing the fleeting nature of trends and personal experiences [12][20]. - The realization that time alters perceptions and experiences, as the once-new ice cream flavor is now a memory, symbolizes the inevitability of change [18][20]. Group 3: Life's Unpredictability - The narrative conveys a sense of unpredictability in life, where past beliefs about continuous improvement and success are challenged by unforeseen circumstances [7][10]. - The author expresses a sense of loss regarding the idealism of youth, contrasting it with the complexities and responsibilities of adulthood [10][22]. - The final moments of enjoying the ice cream serve as a poignant reminder of how fleeting moments can hold significant meaning, reflecting on the essence of time and memory [18][22].
最会玩免单的是淘宝
半佛仙人· 2025-05-13 09:00
Core Viewpoint - The article discusses the recent "Taobao Free Order" event, highlighting its engaging and challenging nature, which evokes nostalgia and excitement for users, reminiscent of the early days of online shopping [2][42]. Group 1: Event Description - The "Taobao Free Order" event involves guessing numbers based on clues provided at specific times, with successful guesses leading to monetary rewards [5][6]. - The event is likened to a game where participants must use their intelligence and social skills to collaborate with friends to win [22][25]. Group 2: User Experience - Participants experience a mix of frustration and enjoyment, as the guessing game tests their cognitive abilities and emotional resilience [21][38]. - The event rekindles the joy of online shopping, where the thrill of uncertainty and surprise plays a significant role [42][44]. Group 3: Market Implications - The article suggests that such engaging activities can enhance user interaction and loyalty on e-commerce platforms, potentially leading to increased sales during promotional periods like 618 [44]. - The simplicity and directness of the event's mechanics are emphasized as a way to attract users back to the core enjoyment of shopping without overcomplicating the process [46].
东方树叶对得起我的脸吗?
半佛仙人· 2025-05-11 10:31
周末不卷,随便写点。 夏天出门时,我一般会带两瓶冷藏的东方树叶,如果家里没有,就去便利店买,但一定是 两瓶。 没有两瓶东方树叶,我夏天都不爱出门。 一瓶炫嘴里,给我解解渴; 一瓶敷脸上,给我的老脸救救火。 没开玩笑啊,就是喝的那个东方树叶,真的是在我被晒得外焦里嫩的时刻救了命了,我甚 至觉得农夫山泉直接改名大夫山泉,直接给护肤行业三拳。 这是半佛仙人的第1798篇原创 0 1 不要觉得奇怪。 你想想啊,皮肤被晒了以后最该做啥? 冷处理。 敷冷藏后的东方树叶跟敷矿泉水的意义基本上是一样的,都是因为你脸被晒的过热,都快 从苹果肌晒成安卓肌了,笑起来都开始卡顿了,需要水冷降降温了。 那冷处理中最关键的事儿是什么? 是用来冷敷的液体成分一定要干净,一要干净,一要干净。 不然那不叫敷,叫腌,叫勾芡,叫刷大白,叫脸上的微生物欢乐开怀。 在晒后这个皮肤最脆弱的时刻,你给它们整上最狠的狠活,这约等于给大山来的农货送进 深山,给高考迟到的孩子送进网吧,给腹泻的老哥送上钢丝刷,合着你这是给脸做铁人三 项来了。 那东方树叶6在哪儿? 6在它的成分表是真的干净。 它那个成分表干净到什么程度? 这么说吧,别说晒伤了,就是很多朋友术后嗓 ...
大润发比人类超前太多了
半佛仙人· 2025-05-09 04:40
这是半佛仙人的第1797篇原创 1 最近回了趟山东,我精神状态都好了不少。 因为我沉迷在山东的大润发里,当大帝。 主要操作就是坐着大润发门口这个车车,进超市逛几圈。 车没有什么特别的,就是共享电瓶车,五块钱能开三十分钟,你油门摁到底也就快步走的 速度。 但想出把它搬到超市门口的人,毫无疑问是个天才。 第二圈时,不小心触发的后退声与狭窄的过道令顾此失彼的你格外狼狈。 第三圈开始,再也没有任何流言蜚语能让我的意志明灭,再也没有天地规则能让我的道心 破 碎 , 呵 呵 呵 呵 呵 呵 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 哈 桀 桀 桀 所 有 分 区 的 天 珍 地 宝 全 都 听 我 调 遣,沿途所有散修和宗门修士的目光令我格外着迷,来来来所有目光向我看齐,我宣布个 事儿。 我!是!大!帝!! 谁!言!人!族!无!大!帝!!! 欢呼吧米面粮油! 诧异吧油盐酱醋! 歌颂吧酱肉熏鸡! 从今天起,世间八两称变二十八两称,满五十减八十七,大闸蟹买一送十一!!! 什么叫帝王蟹活着全款战败者五折? 战败者不配存活在这水族箱里,统统给我打折口牙!!!! 战不过我的澳龙和帝王蟹海参鲍鱼也统统给我 打折口牙!!!! 哈哈哈 ...
极氪这次玩大了!
半佛仙人· 2025-05-07 08:59
就是那种,花钱买了一肚子气,马尔克斯见了你都要直呼你才是魔幻现实的真谛的ol d s c hoo l豪华车大冤种。 这种冤种,在传统豪华车客户里不少。 你买了一辆很贵很知名的传统豪华车,但坐进去的感觉和毛坯一样素,一样土。 而隔壁的新能源豪华车,车里像移动宴会厅一样充满了科幻的关怀。 这是半佛仙人的第1796篇原创 1 朋友,你见过传统豪华车冤种吗? 放新能源豪华车市场,约等于别人派出泰森我方派出泰罗,别人放出猪猪侠我方祭出钢铁侠。 目标直指豪华车市场的真正软肋——服务。 终于,要玩真的了。 讲道理,消费者买豪华车到底图什么? 图一个被尊重的感觉。 豪华的本质,说到底就是技术+服务。 每次堵车你看到对方从冰箱里拿出可乐,只能安慰自己可乐喝多了不好,但你的口水骗不了自己。 当然,豪华体验也不是完全没有,起码修车的时候,你就会知道什么叫作豪华和自信。 只不过这个自信不属于你,而属于4S店。 真的,没被传统4S店收拾过的人,对豪华车的认知,是不完整的。 而现在,一切都变了。 比如,上个月极氪在自己品牌四周年之际率先出招: 科技猎装轿跑0 07GT+豪华双旗舰009光辉典藏版/ 9X,配上品牌2. 0时代极氪服务体系 ...
闲鱼寄快递让我发出狗叫
半佛仙人· 2025-05-05 08:06
这是半佛仙人的第1795篇原创 0 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊。 假期不卷,随便写点。 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊。 这差不多就是我现在的感受。 心态直接炸了。 这一切,都拜闲鱼所赐。 1 事情是这样的,我日常如果出去旅游,一般是直接把行李箱寄到目的地的酒店,省得托运 行李不方便。 以及,不用给春秋航空上供。 虽然给快递公司上供了,但起码体验能好一点。 与此同时,我也玩了好几年闲鱼,常年在上面做键盘组装。 然后,我发现自己,好像浪费了很多钱。 前一阵我去广东找朋友玩,随手找了个快递把行李寄了过去。 旅游结束时,我准备把行李寄回杭州,正好上闲鱼有人拍了我的键盘,我无意间点进了发 货界面,看到了快递价格。 突然间,我意识到一件事,闲鱼上发货好像是比正常快递要便宜一些。 那我能不能用闲鱼走我自己的快递? 啊这。 相当于,便宜了一半还要多? 我过去。 浪费了。 多少钱? 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 ...
微软和任天堂把索尼衬得像圣人
半佛仙人· 2025-05-04 08:02
Core Viewpoint - The article discusses the recent price increases in the gaming industry, particularly focusing on Xbox, Nintendo, and Sony, highlighting how Sony has unexpectedly emerged as a moral leader in the gaming space due to the aggressive pricing strategies of its competitors [1][3]. Group 1: Price Increases - Xbox has announced a price increase across its entire product line, including consoles, accessories, and games, marking a significant shift in the market [1]. - Nintendo has also raised the price of its upcoming console, the NS2, and increased game prices to $80, contributing to the overall trend of rising costs in the gaming industry [1][3]. - Sony has not made any recent price changes, which has led to a perception of it being the most reasonable option among the three major companies [3][4]. Group 2: Market Dynamics - The article notes that the gaming industry has shifted from a focus on technological competition to a "race to the bottom" in terms of pricing and product quality [6]. - The price of AAA games has increased from $60 to $70 over 15 years, and the jump to $80 occurred in just three years, indicating a rapid escalation in costs without a corresponding increase in game quality [8]. - The perception of Sony as a moral company is contrasted with its historical reputation, suggesting that simply maintaining current pricing strategies can position a company favorably in a competitive landscape [4][6]. Group 3: Consumer Sentiment - Players are increasingly frustrated with the quality of games, often receiving "early access" versions instead of fully completed products, despite paying premium prices [8]. - The article implies that the current market environment allows companies to gain a positive reputation simply by not engaging in aggressive pricing strategies, highlighting a shift in consumer expectations [8].
饿了么比想象中更狠
半佛仙人· 2025-05-01 03:03
Core Viewpoint - The article discusses the competitive strategies of Ele.me in the ongoing food delivery war, emphasizing that Ele.me is strategically choosing when and how to engage in aggressive promotions rather than simply following competitors' actions [3][4][11]. Group 1: Ele.me's Strategy - Ele.me has started issuing large coupons, making products cheaper than supermarket prices, indicating a shift to a more aggressive marketing strategy [7][14]. - The company previously refrained from aggressive competition while rivals were heavily engaged in price wars, allowing Ele.me to benefit from the situation without incurring costs [11][13]. - The current strategy aims to force competitors to incur losses by increasing their promotional efforts, thereby shifting the focus back to pricing [14][15]. Group 2: Market Dynamics - The competitive landscape has changed, with Ele.me seizing the opportunity to act now that competitors are showing signs of fatigue in their promotional efforts [14][15]. - The article highlights that the logic of competition has shifted from profit margins to relative losses, where Ele.me is willing to incur losses if it can cause greater losses for its competitors [15]. - Ele.me's historical resilience in past market battles is noted, suggesting that the company is not intimidated by the prospect of increased competition [15]. Group 3: Consumer Impact - The article emphasizes that consumers should focus on protecting their wallets by taking advantage of the ongoing competition and choosing the cheapest options available [17]. - It encourages consumers to support the competition among delivery services, as this will ultimately benefit them through better deals and promotions [17].
蒙牛对我爸妈下手了
半佛仙人· 2025-04-30 09:52
这是半佛仙人的第1792篇原创 1 前两天我妈突然给我打电话,说让我给她买点奶粉。 我脑子当场上演一出八点档苦情戏戏码——骨质疏松的老母亲独自垂泪,却怕子女担心不 敢明说的子欲养而亲不待的戏码。 我的愧疚还没来得及张嘴,我妈就给我来了一句【给我买那个跟央视做广场舞盛典的那个 蒙牛悠瑞的什么骨力奶粉,多买几罐,隔壁李婶张姨都等着看,我要让她们眼珠子都瞪出 来】。 刚放下电话,我姨妈和姑妈又分别打了过来,也要这个,快点整,非常急。 于是气氛,变得悬疑了起来。 不是,这到底是什么东西? 一罐奶粉怎么就俘虏一众老ba by? 不就是个奶粉吗?平时他们也没少喝奶啊。 再然后,我发现自己还是保守了,这奶粉最近流行度过于离奇,已经成了身边中老年广场 舞爱好者的社交货币,其流行程度直追糖豆APP。 不对,这俩都不是竞争关系,而是一起搞事儿了。 我搜了搜这个广场舞盛典,目前刚开启报名,估计各地中老年人都已经盯上这个了。 2 为什么这个奶粉的魅力让人无法阻挡? 这就涉及到了一个本源问题。 人活着,活的是什么? 你年轻时,答案会有很多。 但当你到一定年纪了,你就会意识到,什么都是虚的。 人,就活一口气。 第一眼,我笑了,不就广场舞 ...
这个新游戏,搞我心态
半佛仙人· 2025-04-29 12:15
这是半佛仙人的第1791篇原创 1 今天《暗区突围:无限》上线,我第一时间过去爽了一整天。 作为一个《暗区突围》手游的老玩家,进游戏前我非常自信,我觉得凭我丰富的经验,一 定能杀穿农场,雄霸北山,搜光山谷,登顶电视台。 结果一天玩下来,我感觉自己的心脏受到了无绳蹦极一样的锻炼。 人生大起大落的实在太快,刚刚还在庆祝夺舍成功,转头就要撤离失败,搞得我空调开到 1 8度还是出了好几身汗。 好久没有这么强的有氧了,我甚至觉得该准备一箱外星人电解质水,不然我作为地球人真 有点蚌埠住。 这个游戏在电脑上玩,真的不一样了。 甚 至 我 怀 疑 如 果 大 刘 老 师 玩 过 暗 区 , 他 会 直 接 说 宇 宙 就 是 一 局 暗 区 突 围 , 只 要 你 发 出 声 音,就有一帮人过来揍你。 能让人这么沉浸,暗区端游的设计很有意思。 搜、打、撤这个模式现在很热门,相关游戏一直在追求简化,让玩家玩得爽。 但玩了暗区端游这种走沉浸拟真风格的纯粹搜打撤,就会发现搜、打、撤模式本身就很吸 引人,它的每一个环节都击中了人性的弱点。 玩的时候我感觉自己完全被拿捏,暗区端游抓住了我的弱点,轻拢慢捻抹复挑,没事儿还 要揍两下,让我 ...